A collection of writing and pop-cultural musings by Jessica Schiffer (seen below, posing as her D-list celebrity alter-ego who is perkier/less hateful, among other things).



My mission is simply to make everyone a little less miserable, and a little more kumbayfuckingya. If I make you think about stuff, that’s cool too.

When I’m not here, I’m writing elsewhere.

Bylines include: Time.com, Harper’s Bazaar, Who What Wear, V MagazineRefinery 29, The Man Repeller, and Into the Gloss.


“The writer must be four people: 1) The nut, the obsede 2) The moron 3) The stylist 4) The critic. 1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence.” – Susan Sontag

5 replies »

  1. I love your writing. I find myself subconsciously laughing at times, but all at once I understand and love your prospective. Excellent taste. Keep up the good work. Cheers. xx

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